"Who? That Black Guy who cried after Jon Stewart yelled at him?" "I wish Jon Stewart would give me an excuse to kick his ass!"
Oh, this is Cute - Two Black Comics who aren't in the least bit funny are doing the EXACT same kind of TV Show at the EXACT same time. W Kamau Bell is doing a Show where he just kind of wanders around talking to oppressed Minority People on CNN and Wyatt Cenac is doing a Show where just kind of wanders around talking to oppressed Minority People on . . . Uh . . . . one of those shitty Internet Networks, who cares?
W Kamua Bell : Hi, you're the Gay American Indian we're supposed to interview, right?
Gay Indian : Yeah, but I prefer to call myself an American Indian Gay Man.
W Kamua Bell :OH, SHIT! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I AM SO SORRY! SHIT!
Bell talks to his Cameraman
W Kamua Bell : You didn't get that of Film, righ? You didn't get that on Film, right? Oh, shit! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Cameraman : No, I didn't Film that.
W Kamua Bell : Thank God!
Cameraman : I'm not shooting this garbage. They're going to Cancel this Show as soon as they air that that Episode about the Puerto Rican Crack House.
W Kamua Bell : What?
Cameraman ; You made me spend two days in a Crack House full of Puerto Ricans.
W Kamua Bell : Huh!?
Wyatt Cenac walks up with his Cameraman'
Wyatt Cenac : Oh, you got to be the American Indian Gay Man first.
Indian : "American Indian Gay Mon"! What a Cool Guy!
W Kamua Bell : Oh, were you going to Interview him? That's okay, you interview him first and then I'll Interview him.
Wyatt Cenac : Cool!
W Kamua Bell : Just don't use up all the good "American Indian Gay Man" stuff!
2nd Cameraman : Is it true he dragged you into a Crack House full of Puerto Ricans?
Cameraman : Fuckin' A!
The 2nd Cameraman points at Wyatt Cenac
2nd Cameraman : He tried to get me to do that and I said "No way, Jose!"
Cameraman : Hey, we met a guy named "No Way Jose" in that Crack House!
W Kamus Bell : Say, aren't you that "Daily Show" guy with that Story about how Jon Stewart yelled at you and you went in your Office and CRIED?
Wyatt Cenac : Uh . . . Yeah.
Indian : You're that guy? The Crybaby guy?
W Kamua Bell : Why would you go around talking about that?
Wyatt Cenac : Uh . . .
Indian : Because he's a CRYBABY!
W Kamua Bell : I don't even get why you would talk about the part where Stewart yelled at you. I mean, so your Boss yelled at you - That happens to everybody!
Indian : He's just a CRYBABY!!!
Wyatt Cenac : SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU -
W Kamua Bell : Careful Cenac! That's an AMERICAN INDIAN GAY MAN you're yelling at!
Indian : Oh, he yelled at me! I'm gonna go in my Office and CRY!!!
Whatever piece of crap Interet Network Cenac is Working for dumps his Crybaby ass and gives the American Indian Gay Man his own Show. Nobody watches it.
Cameraman : Why didn't we get any lines towards the end?
2nd Cameraman : Cause Lobsters1 SUCKS!
Lobsters1 : Oh, I'm gonna go in my Office and CRY!!
Indian : He doesn't have an Office.